Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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