she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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