Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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