I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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