what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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