don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Randomize
