I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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