I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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