are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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