i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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