I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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