Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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