i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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