oh god the rape fog is back!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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