If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm like, not good at living.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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