Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
