I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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