After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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