I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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