He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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