Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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