oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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