Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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