: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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