So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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