Is it because I queefed?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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