i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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