just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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