i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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