She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He's on the porch naked. Help.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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