i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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