I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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