Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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