I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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