when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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