omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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