Duck Duck Cougar?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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