Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
handjob tips. give me some.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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