my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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