i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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