it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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