I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The air was thick with penises
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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