Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Someone came in the potted fern
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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