that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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