okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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