I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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