Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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