How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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