You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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