Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize