K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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