The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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