I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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