I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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