I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I see more hoeing in ur future
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