if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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